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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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