charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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