A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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one stop shop

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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