Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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