A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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I read the terms of service.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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