Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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