I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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