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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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