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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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