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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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