- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

A penis walks into a bar..

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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