- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

You sick fiend

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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