- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??