- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

An Asian person drove home safely.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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