- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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