- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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