Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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miha kako si?

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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