There once was this guy and he fell down

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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womans having rights.

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Asian women drivers...

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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