what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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