- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Then none of us want to be right.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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