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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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