What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Black People

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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WILLYS

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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