- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

So FDR walks into a bar.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Gay republicans

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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