Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

thumb_up thumb_down -28

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

stinky boner

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

what happened to your carpool? they died.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops