What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Julian Ha.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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