- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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