Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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