- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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