- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call an arab ?

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

France had one revolution

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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