What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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