- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Take part of what?

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

knock knock who's there ?

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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