- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Pickles are moist.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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