- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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