After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

autistic kids rock

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Cancer.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

what did jacob say to coach a joke

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

It's all Taggart

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

What's your blood type? Red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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