Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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hashtags suck balls

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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