A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Balls

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

"...."-Hellen Keller

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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