- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Cancer.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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