autistic kids rock

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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