Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What's 1+1? 69.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

That's illegal What? Your mom

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

i wonder who made this website? a human

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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