One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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mexicans fishing

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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