- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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