What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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