- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

A woman is carried out of a bar.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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