- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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