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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Ask me if im a tree? No

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