Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Equal rights!

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

noah is a scrub jungle

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

your mum

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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