- Anti Joke

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

whats brown and booky a book.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Terry has ebola