stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Obama lin Baden.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

13 =B you just learned something

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