Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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Anthony sucks

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Face...the other white meat!

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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