- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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