Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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