- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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