An Asian person drove home safely.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

How High is a Chinese man

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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