- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

i hate non minorities!

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??