- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

the lemon was sweet.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Bob Saget

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Knock knock come in.

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