- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

Whats funny? Your face.

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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