- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

A shark ate your mom

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