Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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