lets bomb africa

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What's up? Your time.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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