Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Tilt your screen back .

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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This is an anti-joke.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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