- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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