Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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