What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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J?????????????????o??????????????????????k?????????????????????????e?????????????????????????????????????s??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????o??????????????????????n??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????y???????????????????????????????????o????????????????????????????????u????????????????????????????????.?????????????????????????????.????????????????????.????????????????????????

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Rebecca Black

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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