Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

knock knock... ...no answer

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Ron Paul for President!

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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