- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Women's Rights

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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