Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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