The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Basically

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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My children are mistakes

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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