What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Turkeys are obese

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Anti Joke

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