A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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