- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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