- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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class is canceled. My professor died.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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