What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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