One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

whats brown and sticky a stick

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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